Vivaciously Yours

When I’m not killing the Lich King on Ama, I’m enjoying myself on my druid. Vivacious is gearing up quickly through 5-mans. She recently got this achievement:

As usual, I prefer healing to dpsing. Although I actually feel very comfortable as a boomkin, which is more than I can say for Ama’s shadow spec.

Viva now has a full four-piece tier 9 set, and it is some very sexy leather. She’s come a long way from being the Worst Dressed Druid in Azeroth.

Viva in Tier 9

I have to admit I much prefer the druid tier gear to the priest tier gear.

And now I present:

Things You Never Want to Hear Your Tank Say

Fail Death Knights are Fail (and other fun stuff)

I ran a heroic CoS a few days ago, and it was good fun. The group was great, except for that one DK. You know the one, the one who can’t beat the tank in DPS. But there’s something seriously wrong when they can’t even beat the healer in DPS.

I’ve been working on Viva quite a bit lately. I spent a fair amount of time in Sholazar Basin recently, and I still love it! The quest chains are fabulously fun, plus I get to skin all the critters I kill.

 

Croc Surfing!

There’s nothing better than the petty war between the Frenzyheart and the Oracles and those quest chains. Ama is a Mercenary of Sholazar, and while it was a bit excrutiating towards the end, it was so worth it. I only wish it was a title.

 

Boomkin on a Mammoth?

Where else can you do this, but in Sholazar? It’s just wrong!

And now for something completely different!

This was several PuGs ago in a random Blood Furnace. I’m still not exactly sure why he had to let her out of the house.

The kiddies are still out of school and in my randoms

So I ran a Ramparts the other night with what had to be a group of 12 year olds. They played decently well, but oh the conversation!

Here’s a sample:

It kind of boggles my mind that the kid fell for this. Obviously the person who “gave him the channel” was making fun of him. Now I kind of want to check and see if there is a Derp channel on my server.

And later on we had this gem:

Scat joke turns into a your mom joke. Only children are capable of this kind of banality.

I can’t complain too much, at least people are talking. It’s at least somewhat entertaining and is giving me blog fodder.

I’m a little sad that the 3 people involved in this garbage are all from RP servers. I’m starting to understand why my guild is so anti-Moonguard. I take solace in the fact that these 3 are obviously not roleplayers.

I Got Yer Tank Right Here!

Yet another PUG story:

I zone into AN. I can see that the bear tank is at 18% and is already heading down the tunnel to pick up the first mobs (or so I assume). I buff everyone up anyway and the shaman and I inch forward, to find that the first group of mobs is right in front of us and the tank is beyond them. He must have stealthed past them or ran ahead before they spawned.

The shaman and I back up out of aggro range. Meanwhile, the tank runs back to us, in cat form, still at 18% health, and he gets hit from behind while in cat form. He gets one shot.

I zone out before I die. And this precious gem is what I get to see in my chat window:

names not edited for protection of the innocent, the innocent being those not talking shit

The funny thing is, I feel like I’ve run with this asshole before, except he wasn’t such an asshole the time before, just enough of an asshole for me to be thinking it, but complete the dungeon with him anyway. Well this move makes him more than asshole enough to land a spot on my ignore list. To me this reeks of pure healer griefing. Why would you do that otherwise?

So if you’re on the Emberstorm battlegroup, I’d suggest putting Themónarch-Tortheldrin on your ignore list. The accented o is alt 0243.

I miss my old guild

Drunken guildmate tries to explain to my bestfriend what her clit is. I miss my old guild, purely for moments like these.

Random Strangeness

I run into the most random strangers

The text in the image says it all…