I am reposting this, as it moved me. I struggled even to find it again, and cannot find the author, but I’d love to give credit where credit is due.
You are healer! Your powers are of massive strength controlled! You are healer! Game is balanced by making you not Thor! Healer is too powerful, I sense birth of Thor! Quick make healer weak so as to not be Thor! Dps can Zeus Tank can Odin, healer cannot Thor!
Raid is too easy! Take hammer from not Thor! Leave lightning in Zeus hands and shield in Odin hearts! You are healer! You Cannot Thor!
Raid is too easy! Shall we balance oxen load on 2 gods and one not Thor? NO! Drop all baskets on not Thor! You are healer! You cannot Thor! All weight of boredom and stress is laid on shoulders belonging to you! You are healer! You cannot Thor!
To much deep dish damage in the god realm matches! Dull tip of Zeus’ lightning blade? NO! Give Zues even more electric damage power! Shock to death not Thor! You are healer! You cannot Thor!
Not Thor’s numbers are dwindle close to zero point! Shall we give not Thor a mighty god hammer so more will swing him!? Shall we make not Thor less boredom realm to swing? NO! Drop heavy baskets on knees belonging to not Thor! Make carrying more even harder! You are healer! You cannot Thor!
All god realm creatures are rolling not Thor off high tall Mount Olympus and swinging Zeus or Odin instead! Shall we use large magic blanket to catch not Thor!? NO! Let not Thor hit lowest bottom point then dig hole to create lower bottom points not Thor did not even know
Do not expect help! Do not seek find reason! Do not try understand!
You are healer! You CANNOT Thor!
If you have never played a healer, then you will never understand this.